Certain websites which shall not be named have apparently offered free “premium” service to certain countries experiencing certain quarantines due to certain viruses. The following is a list of alternate activities you can try if you find yourself stuck indoors for a while.
- Catch up on group chats
- Finally read Lord of the Rings
- Finally watch Lord of the Rings
- Rewatch Lord of the Rings
- Learn mandolin
- Learn baritone ukulele
- Pushups
- Squats
- Pray and do holy stuff (at least a little every day don’t be a jerk)
- Read one of the books on your list
- Read another one of the books on your list
- Read my book
- Read my other book
- Learn Chaldean
- Learn Chaldean more
- Learn another language for some reason
- Work on your novel
- Read the Feynman Lectures
- Write your horrible blog
- Wash your hands at least once a week
- Polish your shoes (instead of you-know-what)
- Type a page of the upcoming critical edition of the Commentary on Aristotle’s Categories by George, bishop of the Arabs (British Library Add MS 14659)
- Better Call Saul
- The Good Place
- Re-binge the Office / Parks and Rec / Breaking Bad / Arrested Development / Nolan Batman trilogy / House
- Altered Carbon was pretty good